It’s the SWINAL COUNTDOWN!
In honor of all the Swine Flu (or Influenza A virus subtype H1N1 for all you med school kids out there) hoopla in the media the last few days, I pose a question to you: Are uncontrollable puns a swine flu symptom?
- I think the only way I’ll be able to beat this swine flu is through a liberal application of oinkment.
- The Swine Flu epidemic has just been upgraded by the World Health Organization to Level: Aporkalypse.
- So my doctor told me I’ve got a bad case of pig flu, but I honestly feel just swine.
Katie Brinkworth also contributed some pickup lines she plans to use in bars this weekend:
- I’ve got swine flu. Wanna pork?
- You’re causing a pandemic in my pants.
- Damn you look swine!
But really, we should not be joking. This is a serious issue. Do the right thing. Get tested. Find out for yourself: http://doihaveswineflu.org/
